Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
