I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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