Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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