You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
