Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Welp...herpes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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