so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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