We're facebook friends in real life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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