Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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