you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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