would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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