Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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