Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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