Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we made out on top of his cat.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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