Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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