just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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