I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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