Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
