Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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