It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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