We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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