Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just want to make out with him forever
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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