Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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