do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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