Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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