ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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