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I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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