around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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