the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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