Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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