Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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