hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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