He asked me if I "almost moaned"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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