Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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