11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You've changed since you got that strap on
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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