is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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