When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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