she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
