You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
zippers are such a cool invention
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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