You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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