just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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