In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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