Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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