i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
its liver damage thursday
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