the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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