So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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