Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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