none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
not ubering you a puppy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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