You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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