I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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