have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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